-=> Quoting David Drummond to John Tserkezis <=-

Hello David,

 DD> Regarding diet....

 DD> I have added oat-bran to my breakfast cereal.  It is supposed to bind
 DD> with cholesterol on its way through and help bring down the blood
 DD> cholesterol readings. 

 DD> I don't know about the cholesterol readings, but I've found that it
 DD> cures flatulence; 

 I was about to say that it probably helps with the digestive area, gas is
generally released when certain foods are difficult to digest.

 DD> I'm too bloody scared to fart!

 ROFL!  Excess grapes do that.  I once ate a full big bowl of grapes, and payed
for it the next day.

 OTOH, I went for an xray once that involved cleaning your system out so they
can get a good look at your gut.

 They gave me a laxative that said take 5mls for a laxative effect, or whole
bottle (30mls) for purge.

 Now I know what they mean by purge.  Oh jesus do I know what they mean.

John Tserkezis, Sydney, Oz. Fidonet: 3:712/610  Internet: jt{at}suburbia.com.au

... "Daddy, Daddy, can I lick the bowl?"  "Shut up and flush
it kid."
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