Re: this area is...
  By: Lloyd Hannesson to Piper Christian Vierik on Wed Oct 22 2003 09:07 pm

 >  > I know this thread is a little old but I'll say something controversial..
 >  >
 >  > I believe that secretly Canada is plotting to take over the US.  I have n
 >  > proof to back this up, it's just a feeling I have.  =)
 > 
 > Damnit! You spoiled the surprise! Oh well.. I guess we can get back to igloo
 > building.. seems that my igloo is never strong enough to stop the beaver
 > attacks...

Well you and your beady-eyed, flapping-headed friends (Thanks, South Park) can
bring it on.  We're not afraid of your Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Alanis
Morissette, Dave Coulier, Geddy Lee (and his brood) freaks!  We know you're
only defense is to throw Canadian Bacon and CDs of previously said musicians at
us.  The only worse thing is if you throw a big bucket of poutine from BK
Canada at us, what the hell is up with that stuff???  We know that everything
you throw at us will have a Maple Leaf on it, even the snow balls!! We're
keeping a constant watch out for those brushes you guys use for your curling
games, we know you'll throw them too.  The only thing we're really worried
about is those round rocks that you throw down the ice in curling, having one
of those hit us will really hurt!  The worst torture you can inflict upon us is
to put those previously mentioned musicians' CDs into a GIANT boom box and play
it at max volume and aim it at the US.  Celine, Geddy, and Alanis's screeching
alone will make all of our ears bleed!

By the way, quit dumping your garbage here!!  We make enough of our own... 

=)

BLAME CANADA!!

(I'm only kidding y'know...)

Piper Christian
KC8TEZ

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