-=> Quoting Bob Lawrence to John Tserkezis <=-

Hello Bob,

 JT> When will you be on? I was watching last night, and there was
 JT> someone who went in for a breast enlargement. Although I didn't
 JT> think they looked too bad to begin with, after all, in 30 years
 JT> time, they're going to sag around her waist anyway...
 
 JT> That wasn't you was it? They didn't stuff up the surgery did
 JT> they?

 BL> Arrgh! You missed me!

 Ahh poo!  I was flicking between channels waiting for the breasts. :-)

 BL> They had me between the fallopian tubes and the breasts.

 So it would have been easy to miss you anyway? :-)

 BL> I was the amazingly handsome one pruning roses, walking dogs, and talking
 BL> about valium overdoses.

 BL> I assume you were dazzled by my presence, and couldn't believe Bob
 BL> Lawrence looked that good.

 Ahh,, I was expecting a decent time allocated for you, they spent a fair bit
of air time on the breast bit, but then again, if anyone is willing to flash
their tits on national tv, I'm sure they will allow plenty of time for it.
 I also noted that they left it till last, so everyone will watch everything
else, but I beat them!  I use my channel button quite extensively.

John Tserkezis, Sydney, Oz. Fidonet: 3:712/610  Internet: jt{at}suburbia.com.au

... I've been set adrift in a sea of idiots.
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