-=> Quoting Bob Lawrence to Dieter Mirbach <=-

 DM> She may not like me now - I've got the meanest, shortest
 DM> haircut I've had for a long time, great for spiking flies as
 DM> the buzz around the room - poor bastards never stood a chance
 DM> !!

 BL> Aha! You're been using your cat-zapper! Go on - admit it. This story
 BL> about a short haircut is very doubtful; you've been zapping cats on
 BL> the sly, which explains why your hair is standing up.

 :-).
  
 Just like those bug zappers you see in food stores, and 
 like moths to a flame, the flies are attracted by the invisible
 aura given off by the EHT generation.
  
 ZZZZZZZZaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppp  !!!!
 
 The worst part is combing out their dead & frizzled husks from 
 my hair :-))
 
 DM> All I need now is my black cape & my trusty florescent light
 DM> sabre and go dancing under EHT pylons. Perhaps they'll lock me
 DM> up forever !! ....

 BL> Hey! That's my patent. Go and get your own outfit, or pay me
 BL> royalties. I don't want everyone running around with a fluorescrent
 BL> tube and a cape, drooling... it'll give me a bad name. 

 Well, if enough of us run around in black capes brandishing 
 florescent light sabres, it can't make you look all that bad, 
 can it ??

 Dieter
 


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