PAR> You left out the very humorous conclusion of Morris ;
Orthographical errors being mine, of course.
 
 PAR> The secret four any cat-phobic individual who wants
 PAR> to keep their distance is to lean toward a cat,
 PAR> stare fixedly at it with wide-open eyes and make
 PAR> agitated hand movements, asking th cat in strident
 PAR> tones to come & sit on their laps. This will have
 PAR> exactly the opposite effect & they will then be able
 PAR> to relax without appearing to have insulted a host's
 PAR> favourite pet.
 
 PAR> Now, we know how to locate _real_ cat haters.   =:)
 JP> On the other hand, if cat lovers unknowingly do the same,
 JP> how will we know which guest is likely to kick the cat
 JP> when our back is turned?  :l
Easy. Cat haters won't have even one cat's hair on their clothes. The
"lucky" bastards.
PAR
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