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Date: 03-29-98 (08:01)             Number: 195
From: JACK SARGEANT                Refer#: NONE
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My head swam, and I blacked out again.  With no transition noted
from the altered state to present reality, I was once again awake, in
my bed.  My husband's respirations came very faintly from beside me,
and the dog lay quietly at our feet.  With the hairs on the nape of
my neck standing up, I slowly turned my head to glance at the digital
clock by the bedside.  It read 2:37 A.M.  After several moments spent
in calming myself, I heard my husband move in his sleep, and the dog
snuggled deeper into the blankets at the foot of the bed.  On edge, I
watched the clock as the hours slowly passed and night faded into
daybreak.
While my husband and I prepared for work that morning, I related
what had transpired that past evening.  The encounter had left me
depressed, and I had difficulty in expressing the elements that had
caused my deep sadness.  Having been raised a "military brat," I had
grown up under the stricture of giving only "name, rank, and serial
number" to the enemy.  With human beings, this motto could easily be
applied, but in dealing with telepathic creatures, it had no meaning.
 My private thoughts and feelings had been used to manipulate me, and
I felt raped.  I had, at least, been hugged afterward--but for what
purpose?  What astounding secrets could I divulge about the human
race--and why would these entities be so intent on gathering
information?  None of it made sense.
Alien Humour
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Do you know what comes from outer space, and has Three Testicles?
E.T: The Extra Testicle!!
--
Two Aliens in Detroit
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle
out of their ship and look around. The first thing they see that
resembles a being is the Gas pump. The two Aliens approach. The
first one says "Earthling take me to your leader!"
He gets no response. The first Alien looks at his buddy then
addresses the pump again. "Earthling, I said Take me to your leader!"
Still no response. The first Alien then turns to the second and says
"If this Earthling doesn't show me some respect I'm going to blast
him!" . The second Alien replies "O.K. but, I'm just going to stand
down on the next block." The first Alien looks a little puzzled, but
waits for the other to waddle to the next block. He then addresses
the pump a third time. "Earthling take me to your leader!"
No response. The Alien then pulls out his ray-gun and shoots the
pump. After the explosion the Alien gets up dusts himself off then
goes down the block to his buddy, He then says to the second Alien
"If you knew that was going to happen why didn't you warn me?"
The second replies "I didn't know what was going to happen, but I'm
not going to mess with anyone who's pe**s can hang to the ground,
wrap around his body twice, and still stick it in his ear!"
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