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While digging a shallow grave, Shoshona bestowed upon us this wisdom...
 SB> Just for Fun: University Entrance Exam
 SB> Outcome Based Education Version
 SB> I have the following "College Entrance Exam" available on my board --
 SB> originally written as the "Football Player Version"... but now,
 SB> through FORLE magic, it is the official Outcome Based Education
 SB> Version. Enjoy! 
 SB> University Entrance Exam -- Outcome Based Education Version
 SB> * * * * * * * * * * Time Limit: 3 Weeks * * * * * * * * * *
 SB> 1.  Foreign Language: What language is spoken in France?
They're like Turkey, so they speak Portugese.
 SB> 2.  History: Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire
 SB> with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and
 SB> social conditions
 SB> -OR-
 SB> Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
Gary? You know, the dude who does that cartoon with the funny eyes? 
 SB> 3.  Literature: Would you ask William Shakespeare to
 SB> (a) build a bridge
 SB> (b) sail the ocean
 SB> (c) lead an army or
 SB> (d) WRITE A PLAY
He was in that movie by Leonardo DiCaprio, right?
 SB> 4.  Religion: What religion is the Pope?
 SB> (a) Jewish
 SB> (b) Catholic
 SB> (c) Hindu
 SB> (d) Polish
 SB> (e) Agnostic (circle only one)
Islam? Wait, no...
 SB> 5.  Metric Conversion: How many feet equal 0.0 meters?
I know! I know! uhhhhhhhh.........
 SB> 6.  Physics: What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the
 SB> little hand is on the 5?
Awww, man, that's easy. Quittin' time!
 SB> 7.  Religion: How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
Who is Moses?
 SB> 8.  Geography: What are people in America's far north called?
 SB> (a) Westerners
 SB> (b) Southerners
 SB> (c) Northerners
Yankees!
 SB> 9.  American History: Spell Bush, Carter, and Clinton
That's not fair! I don't have a spell-checker...
 SB> 10.  European History: Six kings of England have been called George,
 SB> the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Zeppo, and.... uhhhhh..... Shemp?
 SB> 11.  Natural Science: Where does rain come from?
 SB> (a) Macy's
 SB> (b) a 7-11
 SB> (c) Canada
 SB> (d) the sky
Clouds, man! None of the above.
 SB> 12.  Advanced Physics: Can you explain Einstein's Theory of
 SB> Relativity? (a) yes
 SB> (b) no
Something about marrying in Arkansas, right?
 SB> 13.  Philosophy: What are coat hangers used for?
Cleaning out your pinch-hitter when it gets clogged! Easy one!
 SB> 14.  Political Science: The Star Spangled Banner is the National
 SB> Anthem for what country?
Uhhhhhhh....
 SB> 15.  Physics: Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
 SB> -OR-
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