DM> She may not like me now - I've got the meanest, shortest
 DM> haircut I've had for a long time, great for spiking flies as
 DM> the buzz around the room - poor bastards never stood a chance
 DM> !!

  Aha! You're been using your cat-zapper! Go on - admit it. This story
about a short haircut is very doubtful; you've been zapping cats on
the sly, which explains why your hair is standing up.

 DM> All I need now is my black cape & my trusty florescent light
 DM> sabre and go dancing under EHT pylons. Perhaps they'll lock me
 DM> up forever !! ....

  Hey! That's my patent. Go and get your own outfit, or pay me
royalties. I don't want everyone running around with a fluorescrent
tube and a cape, drooling... it'll give me a bad name. 

Regards,
Bob
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