During the 4th year of the reign of William the Lecherous,
  Vern Humphrey spake thusly to Rd Thompson...
 VH> RT>VH> Yes -- and if they ever pull their fingers out, the whole place
 VH> RT>VH> will be knee-deep in you know what. :-)
 VH> RT>Don't you mean their heads?  :^)
 VH> If they pulled their heads out, there would be a virtual flood.  But
 VH> they won't do that -- the light hurts their eyes. :-)
  Reminds me of a joke, that hopefully won't get me a note from
  the moderator.
  Pres Clinton was doing his morning jog when he came across a
  boy selling puppies.  When he asked the boy what kind they were
  the boy replied he had some democrat and some republican
  puppies.  When Clinton asked the boy how did he tell the
  difference the boy said "the republican puppies have their eyes
  open."
  The next day when he was jogging the same boy was there. He
  decided to buy a pup for Hillary.  As he was jogging back into
  the White House an aide asked what he had.  "I got a puppy for
  Hillary".  "Good trade", the aide replied.  :)
  -JT
... Jane, call home 1-800-HANOI
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