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from: SHOSHONA BIEMAN
date: 1998-03-03 03:47:00
subject: Comic Relief: College Exam

Just for Fun: University Entrance Exam
              Outcome Based Education Version
 I have the following "College Entrance Exam" available on my board --
 originally written as the "Football Player Version"... but now, through
 FORLE magic, it is the official Outcome Based Education Version. Enjoy!
     University Entrance Exam -- Outcome Based Education Version
     * * * * * * * * * * Time Limit: 3 Weeks * * * * * * * * * *
 1.  Foreign Language: What language is spoken in France?
 2.  History: Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire
     with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and
     social conditions
     -OR-
     Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
 3.  Literature: Would you ask William Shakespeare to
     (a) build a bridge
     (b) sail the ocean
     (c) lead an army or
     (d) WRITE A PLAY
 4.  Religion: What religion is the Pope?
     (a) Jewish
     (b) Catholic
     (c) Hindu
     (d) Polish
     (e) Agnostic (circle only one)
 5.  Metric Conversion: How many feet equal 0.0 meters?
 6.  Physics: What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the
     little hand is on the 5?
 7.  Religion: How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
 8.  Geography: What are people in America's far north called?
     (a) Westerners
     (b) Southerners
     (c) Northerners
 9.  American History: Spell Bush, Carter, and Clinton
10.  European History: Six kings of England have been called George,
     the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11.  Natural Science: Where does rain come from?
     (a) Macy's
     (b) a 7-11
     (c) Canada
     (d) the sky
12.  Advanced Physics: Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
     (a) yes
     (b) no
13.  Philosophy: What are coat hangers used for?
14.  Political Science: The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem
     for what country?
15.  Physics: Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
     -OR-
     spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16.  Architecture: Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17.  Agricultural Science: Which part of America produces the most oranges?
     (a) New York
     (b) Florida
     (c) Canada
     (d) Wisconsin
18.  Advanced math: If you have three apples how many apples do you have?
19.  Communications: What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation)
     stand for?
20.  The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when
     (approximately)?
     (a) B.C.
     (b) A.D.
     (c) still waiting
 *You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify
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Hehehehehe... Comments, folks? How did you score?  O>;-)
 [ Shoshona Bieman, Sysop: Shofar BBS  @  714-838-3837 ]
 [  Such a *NICE* Messianic Jewish, conservative Gal!  ]
 [ California "Got Ilk?" Contingent _ Fido @ 1:103/505 ]
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