In a message of 16 Dec 95 Mick Howe wrote to [moderator]:

 MH>  Please Mister Moderator Sir, please declare this entire thread OFF
 MH> TOPIC
 MH>  the vast amount of bandwidth being wasted with endless noise has
 MH> reached the 
 MH>  point of being 'excessively annoying' to me. So PLEASE declare it
 MH> OFF-TOPIC.

There isn't a moderator in here, nor do we want one.  Therefore, *YOU* are
off-topic!   ;-)

Catchya

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