This is slightly off topic, but.....
          Signs that Your Dog is Really Stupid
10. Lengthy pause after "Bow" while it tries to remember "Wow."
9. Buries tail, wags bones.
8. When you give him Alpo, he just eats the meat-by products.
7. Despite the overwhelming evidence, still smokes two packs a day.
6. Showed up at the Whoopi Goldberg roast in catface.
5. Has suffered over two dozen concussions from toilet seat falling
   on his head.
4. Thinks "Snausages" is a real word.
3. Voted for Fred Grandy, Love Boat's gopher, because he really
   thought he'd be a good congressman.
2. Spends hours staring at kitchen cabinet, waiting for the tiny
   Chuckwagon horse-and-carriage to come out.
1. Constantly chasing people named "Katz."
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