AM> I just checked, and I have Rods original, and you rofling at a
 AM> quote of Bobs reply and everything after it, but not Bobs
 AM> original reply. Strange... :(

Hi Anthony,
            I remember rewriting it half a dozen times to get it just
right. I think it went:

Rod: "My dog knows more about Physics than that!"
Bob: "Put your dog on then, and we'll try to sort it out for you."

  It was the sort of opportunity that comes very rarely. I can still
remember the last time someone gave me a straight line that good...

  I pair of Jehovah's Witnesses turned up at my front door, and one
asked me: "What's the most important thing in your life?"

  "My privacy," I told her, and shut the door in her face.

  I think I was supposed to say Jesus Christ.

Regards,
Bob
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