John Massey -> Ed Hulett wrote:
 JM> Ed Hulett -> Ross Sauer wrote:

 RS>>> I fucking did, you lying son of a bitch.
 RS>>> When I turned 16, I applied for, and got a job at the McDonalds
 EH>> that's at  North Ave. and Calumet.

 EH>> Oh my, that was an earth changing event.

 RS>>> It was decent money,

 JM> Minimum wage.

That's decent for a 16 year old.

 EH>> but I did hate the "If you have time to lean,
 EH>> you have time to clean."  Even an hour before closing!

 EH>> In any food service job, cleaning is job one. Or do you think it's
 JM> just
 EH>> fine that your customers could become sick or die from food borne
 EH>> illness brought on by poor hygiene of the workers?

 RS>>> The worst job there was mixing up the Big Mac sauce, when the
 EH>> powder was first poured into water, it looked like puke.

 EH>> That is just terrible. How did you survive?

 JM> Strange, when I worked there the "BMS" came ready made in
plastic bags.

Yeah, I can't imagine mixing it from a powder.

 RS>>> As for putting Big Mac sauce on the bun, and tarter sauce on the
 EH>> "Fillet-O-  Fish sandwiches, we used a thing that looked like a
 JM> overweight
 EH>> caulking gun  with a rubber orifice that had 4 triangles to close
 JM> it off.

 EH>> And?

 RS>>> I was working there before they introduced chicken McNuggets, but
 EH>> there were rumors of McD's adding chicken to their menu.

 EH>> Oh no, how could they ad more work for you?

 RS>>> I worked there a year and half, you wouldn't have lasted a day, you
 RS>>> self-  important asshole.

 EH>> Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

 EH>> That is hilarious. You think working at Micky D's is hard work?

 JM> I worked for Micky D's in '68-'69. Back when the Arches were part of the
 JM> building.

That's about when I was working for Puget Sound Vegetable Growers
Association. Let me tell you, that is hard work. And dirty. It kept me off
the streets and taught me a good work ethic, though.

 JM> If this is Otto's best hard work story, it's clear he does not know what
 JM> hard work is.

And his silly claim that the rest of us couldn't handle that job is
hilarious. I know of a couple elderly people who work for Micky D's and a
young man with Downs Syndrome who works for Arby's. They all do rather
well.

Ed

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