On (22 Jan 04) Artem Ezhov wrote to All...
 AE> Have somebody few pictures(ASCII) of dogs or wolfes (for my BBS)?

Lessee what I have here in the collection. . .

                                         ._________________.
  What My Dog Has Taught Me             / = == = == == = == \
                                       / =   == == ==  == =  \
                                      /== === === = ==== == ==\
  Daily Routine                      / === = ==== = === = === =\
                                    /_=_==__==__=__=====__==_ =_\
  The day is divided into two       `"""|__ __ _.-----._
____|"""`
  important sections:                   |__ __ / /\_/\ \__ __|
  Mealtime, and everything else.        |_ __ |  \/"\/  |__ _|
                                        |     | _( Y )_ |    |
  I.  Mealtime                    
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  1. Just because there does not seem to be anything visible around to
  eat certainly does not mean there is nothing around to eat.  The act
  of staring at the underside of a table or chair on which someone else
  is eating sets in motion a chain of events that eventually results in
  food.
            _,,_          2. It goes without saying that you should
          /`    `\        carefully check the lower third of any space
         / / 6 6\ \       for edibles.  Mouth-sized things which cannot
         \/\  Y /\/       be identified by sight or smell are
          / `'U` \        considered gum.
       , (  \  /  )
       |\|\_/  \_/|       3. When you actually receive a meal, submerge
       \/'.      .'\      your head into it as you would a shower.
        \   /--\   /      Never, never look up again until a minimum of
  jgs  (____\  /____)     at least fifteen minutes after the obvious
                          food is gone.  This is important.  Just
  because your dish is empty does not mean that it is time to stop
  eating.
                                            ./\   _
  4. Remember that all food is         c ..'D> `'//...........'`.
  potentially yours up until the       :        //            :`
  time that it is actually             :       //             :
  swallowed by another.  The           '..... //              :
  lengthy path a piece of food will     ^^^^^``:              ;
  take from a plate to a mouth via             :             .'
  a hand is as good a time as any              : :':'''''':`: `. jgs
  to stake your claim to it.                   ''''``      ``'''

        .-"-.         5. When it comes to selecting an appropriate
       /|6 6|\        beverage, location and packaging mean nothing.
      {/(_0_)\}       There are absolutely no exceptions to this rule.
       _/ ^ \_
  jgs (/ /^\ \)-'     6. If you really see something you want, and all
       ""' '""        your other attempts at getting it
have failed, it
                      is only right to grovel shamelessly.  As a second
  tactic, stare intently at the object of your desire, allowing long
  gelatinous drools to leak like icicles from your lower lip.

  II.  Everything Else                                  |\_/|
                                                        |d b|    /}
  1. There are really only two important facial         ( 0 )"""\'
  expressions to bother with: complete and over-        8===8    |
  whelming joy and nothing at all.                jgs   || /=\  |
                                                        "'" 
'"""'
  2. Any time that is not meal time is potentially
  nap time.  The best time to take a nap is when you hear your name
  being called repeatedly.  The best location for a nap is dead center
  of any street or driveway.  The most relaxing position is on your
  side, all four limbs parallel.

        _.="""=._           3. The most practical way to get dry is to
      /`  \   /  `\         shake violently near a fully clothed
     /  / _} {_ \  \        person.  A second effective method is to
    /  ; /o) (o\ ;  \       stand on a light-colored piece of
    \  |  / _ \  |  /       furniture.
     \_/\| (_) |/\_/
  jgs  /`\_/=\_/`\          4. Personal Safety
     /`    `"`    `\
    {               }       A. At the first hint of any irregular
                            noise, run from room to room yelling
  loudly.  If someone actually comes into the house, rush over to them
  whether you know them or not.  Then kiss them so violently that they
  lose their balance or have to force you away physically.

  B. The greatest unacknowledged threat to life as we have come to know
  it is squirrels.  No matter what you must do, make sure there are
  none in your yard.
                                      __   _,--="=--,_   __
  5. Recreation and Leisure          /  \."    .-.    "./  \
                                    /  ,/  _   : :   _  \/` \
  A. Ball: There are two            \  `| /o\  :_:  /o\ |\__/
  equally amusing sets of            `-'| :="~` _ `~"=: |
  rules you will want to                \`     (_)     `/
  know.                      jgs .-"-.   \      |      /   .-"-.
                            ----{     }--|  /,.-'-.,\  |--{     }----
  a. The Common Form, in        (_)_)_)  \_/`~-===-~`\_/  (_(_(_)
  which you receive a thrown
  ball and return it.

  b. The Preferred Form, in which you receive a thrown ball and eat
  it.

  B. Car: As you know, any open car door is an invitation to get in.
  Once inside, your only goal is to try to get out.

  6. Health

  A. In the event of a trip to the doctor, always be on your guard.  If
  you are vaccinated, urinate on the physician.

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        (_'------Suggest The Funny Bone To A Friend-------'_)
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NOTE:     I did NOT draw the above picture(s) I have NO ascii art
          drawing ability AT ALL;  I am merely a collector & sharer of
          that which I enjoy of ascii artwork in my travels...

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