Ed Hulett -> Ross Sauer wrote:

 RS>> I fucking did, you lying son of a bitch.
 RS>> When I turned 16, I applied for, and got a job at the McDonalds
 EH> that's at  North Ave. and Calumet.

 EH> Oh my, that was an earth changing event.

 RS>> It was decent money,

Minimum wage.

 EH> but I did hate the "If you have time to lean,
 EH> you have time to clean."  Even an hour before closing!

 EH> In any food service job, cleaning is job one. Or do you think it's just
 EH> fine that your customers could become sick or die from food borne
 EH> illness brought on by poor hygiene of the workers?

 RS>> The worst job there was mixing up the Big Mac sauce, when the
 EH> powder was first poured into water, it looked like puke.

 EH> That is just terrible. How did you survive?

Strange, when I worked there the "BMS" came ready made in plastic bags.

 RS>> As for putting Big Mac sauce on the bun, and tarter sauce on the
 EH> "Fillet-O-  Fish sandwiches, we used a thing that looked like
a overweight
 EH> caulking gun  with a rubber orifice that had 4 triangles to close it off.

 EH> And?

 RS>> I was working there before they introduced chicken McNuggets, but
 EH> there were rumors of McD's adding chicken to their menu.

 EH> Oh no, how could they ad more work for you?

 RS>> I worked there a year and half, you wouldn't have lasted a day, you
 RS>> self-  important asshole.

 EH> Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

 EH> That is hilarious. You think working at Micky D's is hard work?

I worked for Micky D's in '68-'69. Back when the Arches were part of the building.
If this is Otto's best hard work story, it's clear he does not know what
hard work is.

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