In a message to Anthony about "Upload", Keith said:

KR> bet you drive an automatic car (-8

AM> No. :(

AM> One day though... ;)

KR> yearh i have got to get a new one later this year (or give the money to
KR> keating), i dont know whether to get an oldish honda legend and be a
KR> dignified old man or a lancer gsr and be a real power user (190 bhp and
KR> permanent 4wd) (but i suspect that i know the answer  (-8   )

At your age keith, I just know you'll be going for the dignified old man
path... ;)

KR> now, if only i could stop my ears from bleeding (-8

AM> Tampons?

KR> all other considerations aside, your ear'oles must be of
KR> considerably greater diameter than mine - into aural sex?

;)  Dunno if it was true or not, but I once heard a story about someone
who used to get bad nose bleeds a lot, and one day was at home alone and
got one.  He couldn't stop the bleeding, and so in a moment of
desperation, decided to see if one of his wifes tampons would do the
trick.  Unfortunately, he did not count on it expanding so much with the
accumulated blood, and had to he taken to hospital to have it removed...
Well, I thought it was a good one at the time... ;)

'tnt, Amfony.                                                              
                         
--- Maximus/2 2.01wb