Although it has been significantly longer than a week since the last
installation, I will keep with tradition and say it's been a good week in
politics.

1.  The left has lost its collective mind over Arizona's immigration bill -
a bill not yet in effect and a bill that does nothing more than require
Arizona lawmen to enforce federal immigration laws on the books for 70
years.  Of course, unable to muster any cogent legal argument against the
bill, liberals cast the law as racist (of course).  Modern liberals are very
good at spotting racists - except when those racists tell Ted Kennedy that
Barak Obama would have been bringing them coffee 25 years ago.

2.  While signing the Daniel Pearl bill into law, Obama says that Pearl's
beheading "captured the world's imagination" by reminding us of
the value of
a free press.  Those filthy animals didn't cut Pearl's head off because he
was a reporter; they cut his head off because he was an American Jew.  After
siging this free press bill, Obama refuses to take questions from the free
press.

3.  This weekend marks the one year anniversary since Obama ordered
Guantanamo Bay closed within one year.  Draw your own conclusions.

4.  During human rights discussions with China last week, our man Posner is
the frist to bring up the Arizona immigration bill - which is not yet in
effect and does nothing more than require Arizona lawmen to enforce federal
immigration law on the books for 70 years.  China is a country of gulags,
abortion for sex selection, execution, forced sterilization and Tianamem
Square.  But an American state enforcing federal immigration law on the
books for 70 years is a prime subject for apology to the Obama clown posse.

5.  Oil continues to flow into the Gulf of Mexico, and to look into matters,
the Head Clown in the Posse appoints a commission - a move that drew
dreisive laughter from no less than Cokie Roberts and Donna Brazille.

6.  It has now been almost a year since the last Obama press conference.
The last time he held a presser was when he accused the Cambridge, Mass.
police of acting stupidly while questioning Henry Louis Gates.  That was a
LONG time ago.

7.  A Republican wins a special election to congress in Hawaii - a state
about as Republican as Vermont.

8.  After whining about the American state of Arizona for the past month,
Obama orders his trade people to enter into a free-trade deal with Libya -
the country that sponsored Lockerbee.

9.  Anybody seen Mrs. Cigar Willy lately?  How about the shit stain she
married?

10.  On the Fido front, John "Spilled Milk" Wilson calls for slashing
military funding, doubling taxes and making Obama dictator.  This is what
passes for a mind among Fido liberals.  Otto "Fetch, Charlene!" starts
bandying about the homosexually charged word "teabagger."  Of all
the people
in Fido, can you think of anyone more likely to have been tea bagged than
Otto?

11.  Take it away, Fat Ass!

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