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echo: canachat
to: Thurston Ackerman
from: Michael Gothreau
date: 2004-01-18 10:23:00
subject: Please, we surrendered

Hi THURSTON,
On , you wrote me:

 MG>>Hi THURSTON,
 MG>>In a message to All you wrote:

 MG>> TA> Its zero dergress outside and snowing in Boston, MA

 MG>> TA> Tomorrow is forecasted to go down to -11 degrees.

 MG>> TA> We surrendered and said you can bid on the jobs in Iraq

 MG>> TA> So please take your winter weather back. please!

 MG>> TA> Ciao, Ack.

 MG>>You still need to promise us you'll open the borders to our beef,
 MG>> kill Britn
 MG>>Spears, and apologize for George Bush ;)

 TA> We will open our borders again when you promise not to send us
 TA> Mad Cows again.

We did not do it on purpose.  it was your pals, those damned Brits, who
caused the situation.

 TA>  I am against the death penalty so Britney will
 TA> have to complete destruction of her self.

Penalty?  No, I was after an ass.... never mind :)

 TA>  I didn't vote for Bush
 TA> so I can't apologize for him. (He and your new PM appeared to
 TA> get along better than the previous ?-(

Yeah.  So, let me now apologize for our new prime minister.

 TA> Thanks for warming it up. We will beat the Colts dispite a couple
 TA> inchs of snow. (When can we expect some of that great mary jane
 TA> you are growing now 9-)

We're holding out for the highest bidder.


From the desk of...


   Michael


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