It 's been a good week in politics:

1.  Our Leader and President Barak Obama has done it; he refused to blink
and defeated the intransigent forces in Congress to deliver affordable
health care to all Amerikans.  He heaped humiliation on the heads of the
reactionary GOP and their running dog allies in the health-care-for-profit
borgeoise.  To the south, our Comrade and Commandante Fidel weighed and
measured President Obama's bill and declared it good.  Let us pray to Gaia
that we begin to prosper as our brothers and sisters in Cuba have prospered
under the loving hand of Comrade Fidel.

2.  The food-for-profit borgeoise and their counter-revolutionary allies in
the food services industry will face their defeat as Michelle Obama,
prophetess and wife of Barak, shames Amerikans into decreasing portion sizes
on their dinner plates.  A slimmer Amerika is a revolutionary Amerika as the
food borgeoise will discover when their profits dwindle.  Food for profit is
immoral and reactionary, my brothers and sisters!

3.  In wise counsel, Comrade Mao Zedong teaches us that the only way to
defeat reactionary forces is to confront them - with force of arms if
necessary.  Our Attorney General Eric Holder this week defeated the enemies
of Barak by dragging eight belligerent jingos from their hidey holes in
Michigan.  Give them the taste of swift justice, my Comrades!

4.  Mentors from Georges Sorrels to William Ayers have taught us that truth
is subjective in the struggle.  The borgeoise will not see the truth and
cannot be made to, so over the past two weeks, we have alerted the
proletariat that reactionary forces in the Tea Parties will call our
comarades "nigger" and spit on them with running dog zeal.  The
reactionaries will throw rocks as high as 30 stories to damage property.

5.  When we swept the war mongering Texas jingo and his military/industrial
cronies from power, they left Barak with uniwnnable wars in Iraq and
Afghanistan, but Barak has won them nontheless - which sort of gives lie to
our "unwinnable" claim, so the less said about that the better. 
Let us just
praise Gaia that Barak has prevailed on the battlefield!  Next, we must
defeat the reactionary status quo of Don't Ask Don't Tell.

6.  More locally, our foot soldiers in the Revolution continue to fight
reactionary forces with the power of their rhetoric and the indominable
force of intellect.  Comrade Klahn rebuffs silly borgeoise whimpering with
the revolutioanary force of his "I know you are but what am I" dialectic.
Comrade Otto deftly handles the running dogs with his forward-looking
proclamations "eat shit and die, cultist" or declares enemies of the
revolution to be "fags" or "fakes."  Comrade Wilson
mostly wags his tail and
pees on the carpet, so he may need some instruction in revolutionary
polemics, but that is a concern for another day.  Even as Barak sets our
vision, we need revolutionary voices like these in the trenches.

7.  Take it away, Comrade!

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