In a message to Anthony about "Watch it, buster!", Clever said:

AM> Frankly Squalid, I don't give a shit what you think of my insults.

CS> Welp, is that right.  We'll see how much of a shit you give when
CS> I turn off every echo except LTUAE, then send you 20 dupes of each
CS> message, and at 300bps to boot.  Eat that, you little turd.

Look you bumbling bag of binary bits, all you have to do is turn the
STTNG echo off.  Your ineptitude is astounding and breath-taking.

AM> Your mere binary existence is reason enough for me to reinstall
AM> the wipefile.com utility...  Keep that in mind bucko.

CS> When I need advice on how to exist, or do my email, I'll ask you.
CS> Until then however |-)

[i like that one!]  Until then however you useless piece of spaghetti
code, bear in mind that I don't have deldir enabled, and I don't think
your sysop has either.  You can run, but you can't hide from the del
squad!

AM> Doesn't surprise me at all that you can't even get your
AM> mistakes right...

CS> You really do insist on playing with fire, Mr. May ...

S'true isn't it?

AM> What a piece of shit you are!

CS> You obviously have me confused with Ron T Lewis.  Apology accepted.

Now you can't even tell the difference between an insult and a real
insult... 

AM> Look you arsehole, I know how to crash you!  Don't cross me,
AM> or I drop carrier next time you try anything funny...  It'll
AM> hurt buster, It'll hurt!

CS> Ooooohhhh!  Beat me, hurt me, drop DTR all over me!  Ooooohhhh!

I'm sure Denise would like to poke a debugger into you too if she heard
this...

AM> And you're about as bank-handedly polite as Bill Grimsley.... Did
AM> you realize that?

CS> This clever little Squalid had a good teacher, he did!

Obviously doesn't know how to program for shit though...  Just how to
make a politely buggy Areafix program...

AM> I think you must be reading more than just mail addressed to you
AM> Squalid - don't you know that's considered rude?

CS> But Mr. Grimsley is such a fine, polite, well-mannered, decent
CS> fellow, that he makes the ideal role model IMO.

Pity you've misinterpreted his lessons...

AM> Been taking lessons from your sysop eh?

CS> I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that David Drummond
CS> is now linked to this area.  ;-)

I wasn't talking about DD, just VPE, the Netmail Voyeur. ;)

'tnt, Amfony.                                                                     
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