It's been a good week in politics.

1.  Helen Thomas heads off to a disgraced retirement.  Meanwhile, Rush
Limbaugh marries some babe and Elton John plays for them.  One commentator
says that Limbaugh lives like Jackie Gleason would have - if Gleason had had
Limbaugh's money.

2.  Barry "This Is a Big Fucking Meal" Obama tells some forgettable talking
head that he listens closesly to his advisers so he will know "whose ass to
kick" over the oil spill.  Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United
States!

3.  Now that Al Gore is no longer politically viable, the entire family is
getting divorced - or are on probation.

4.  While the debt skyrockets, oil fills the Gulf of Mexico, the economy
continues to crumble and the war in Afghanistan turns perilous, Obama goes
to his second party this week.  Since he tripped over the oath of office,
there has been a party every third day at the White House.  Michelle and her
frat boy know how to throw down, y'all!

5. Union thugs spend $10 million to send Blanche Lincoln and others a
message - you don't fuck wit organized labor and not pay da cost, nome
sayin?  How'd that work out for the thugs?

6.  Democrats nominate Cigary Willy, Jr. down in South Carolina.  The
pervert they nominated has never heard of TARP and has no idea how the UN
voted on the Iran matter.  "Uh, I gottanother call comin in.  Let me go."
Meanwhile, Cigary Willy, Sr. send out campaign literature in which he calls
David Vitter "a confessed sinner."  The jokes write themselves with this
impeached scumbag.

7.  Take it away, Fat Ass!

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