MM> VH> "I'd like to SEE th' man who'd touch me teeth NOW!"

MM>Unlike the Paddy who wandered away from the bar to make room for
MM>another jug or two ... and found a tiny wee green-suited fellow
MM>already hard at it, standing at the side of the urinal.

The way I heard it, the guy was going to jump off a bridge and an old,
ugly woman came up and told him she was his fairy godmother, and if he
spent the night with her, all his problems would be solved.

The next morning, he was all bubbly -- all his problems were gone.
Until she asked, "How old are you?"

"Thirty-five," he answered.

"A little old to be believing in fairy godmothers, aren't you?" :-)
--- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.0pr5