HL>> I've got the broadest accent in the family, even though my
 HL>> stepfather comes from the same town as me. His accent
 HL>> is more NZ than English.

 MM> They trained me to be a mimic - spent holidays in Ayrshire
 MM> convincing playmates I wasn't English, and terms in Rugby
 MM> insisting I wasn't Scotch;  Hitler drowned me in William Joyce's
 MM> radio sessions, and visited M'zelle Fifi de Pompom upon me
 MM> (the French master went to war, and M'zelle immersed us in
 MM> Francais) - not to mention the Canadian army that took over
 MM> while everybody went to the world cup.

Les Mademoiselle de Armentieres, Parlez-vous...
Les Mademoiselle de Armentieres, Parlez-vous...
Les Mademoiselle de Armentieres,
Has two black eyes
And cauliflower ears
Inky-pinky parlez-vous...

(that's my version of the song...)
;-)))))))))))))))

 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - Want your coffee black?  - Are there other colors?

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