* On May 29 09:44 Bob Lawrence wrote to Peter Nielsen

 PN>> Tell me Bob. When you jiggle them in the liquid, how many
 PN>> glasses of red can you get from each one before you have to
 PN>> start calling it rose'??

 BL>   I don't call glasses of wine by women's names, but if I did, I 
 BL> would prefer Shirley to Rose. I begin to call glasses of wine 
 BL> Shirley after the second flagon, but by then I call everyone 
 BL> Shirley! I fall over a bit, too.

Shirley! You're not serious?

David
 

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