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to: Denise Altoff
from: Bob Lawrence
date: 1994-05-29 09:43:14
subject: Elephantine excrement

BL> An elephant's poop is not a pat under which Jeff Kennett could
 BL> hide; it is exactly like horse droppings, except that it comes
 BL> 300mm across and weighs a hundredweight or so. And the smell is
 BL> redolent of the African veldt.

 DA> I'm deeply jealous, you wasted that on her.. humph

  Aha! If you appreciate elephant poop, then you would understand the
maggot paradox. Why is it that maggoty meat weighs more? Where does
the extra weight come from? I have studied maggots in meat for years,
and it remains a great mystery to me. What happens when there  is no
more meat left?

Regards,
Bob

 DA> ! Origin: Lifes a bowl of nipples, chocolate coated ones..

aAARRRGH!

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