On , btbanzai@aol.com (BTBanzai) wrote;

 b>unusual there. One of the songs was "How are things in Glocca 
 b>Morra". Again, nothing unusual there. But I was tired, and began 
 b>singing. It came out... So help me, I'm not kidding... "How are things 
 b>in Guacamole".

  Hmm... how about a recipe?

The Things In Guacamole

Here are things in Guacamole:
Mash a batch of avocados down.
Then you add a bit of lemon juice.
So you'll produce.
What's green instead of brown.

Add more things to Guacamole:
Some tabasco - just a drop or two.
And a heaping scoop of salsa mild.
Or really wild.
It all depends on what your taste buds will stand.
If it's hot or bland.

Add a touch of salt and stir it.
And your guacamole's done.
Serve it up with chips, potatoes, or a bun.
All the things in Guacamole sure make fun....

[Well, at least that's the way *I* make it.  :->  The above is copyright Kay
Shapero with major thanks to BTBanzai but feel free to have fun with it.]