David, at 08:09 on Sat, May 28 1994, you wrote to Bob Lawrence ...

 BL> I think she does it on purpose, but 87-year-old mothers are 
 BL> worse than kids - you can't hit them or you break bones. 
 BL> It's like you say, I'm on for 1 minute in 24 hours, and the 
 BL> odds are 1000:1 in my favour. Maybe if I just break her arm, 
 BL> she'll stop.

 DD> Get a dedicated line . . . 

Or a slightly more dedicated mother.  ;-)

Regards, Bill

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