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5.      The economy is based on fish, cows, and ferrying Ontario
motorists to Boston
6.      No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
7.      You have French people, but they don't want to kill you
8.      Everybody has a Grandfather who runs a lighthouse
9.      Just as charming as Maine, but with more unemployed fishermen
10.     You probably live in a small seaside cottage with no television

TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
1.      The only place in North America to get bombed in the war ...
by a moron who set a munitions ship on fire
2.      Your province is shaped like male genitalia
3.      Everyone is a fiddle player
4.      If someone asks if you're a Newfie, you are allowed to
kick their ass
5.      The local hero is an insane, fiddle playing, sexual pervert
6.      The province that produced Rita MacNeil, the world's
largest land mammal
7.      You are the reason Anne Murray makes money
8.      You can pretend you have Scottish heritage as an excuse to
wear a kilt
9.      The economy is based on fish, lobster, and fiddle music
10.     Even though it smells like dead sea animals, Halifax is
considered Canada's most beautiful city

TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE ON PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
1.      Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still
got the big-ass bridge
2.      You can walk across the province in half an hour
3.      You were probably once an extra on "Road to Avonlea"
4.      This is where all those tiny red potatoes come from
5.      The economy is based on fish, potatoes, and CBC TV shows
6.      Tourists arrive, see the "Anne of Green Gables" house,
then promptly leave
7.      You can drive across the province in two minutes
8.      It doesn't matter to you if Quebec separates
9.      You don't share a border with the Americans, or with anyone
for that matter
10.     You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and
off at night

TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
1.      The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in Confederation
2.      If Quebec Separates, you will float off to sea
3.      In the rare case when someone moves to the Rock, you can
make them kiss a dead cod
4.      The economy is based on fish, seafood, and fish-related 
products

5.      If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse
6.      You understand the meaning of Great Big Sea's lyrics
7.      The work day is about two hours long
8.      You are credited with many great inventions, like
the solar-powered flashlight and the screen door for submarines
9.      If someone asks if you're from Nova Scotia, you are allowed
to kick their ass
10.     It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders on
your wedding day

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