G'morning Heather,

 HL> There was a young girl from Caracas,
 HL> Who fell in love with a sex-mad jackass.
 HL> He started to cheat her
 HL> With a young senorita,
 HL> So she kicked him one in the maracas.

 Mmmmm ... was it not the very same lass
 Who had the most extrordinary ass ?
 Not rounded and pink,
 As you probably think,
 It was grey, had long hair and ate grass ?

:-?
 
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