Hi Paul,
         I went over to Dave Begley's last night to bash him up for
selling me faulty goods, and while I was there I took the stuff he had
for you: a few books and a box of what looks like marital sex aids.

  The books are:

  101 ways yo cook baby pigeons - Margaret Fulton
  Bestiality with birds (pluck or fuck?) - Anonymous
  Portable C and other forms of self abuse - Kernighan and de Sade
  Windows NT and its sexual use in PCs - William H. Gates

  The less said about the marital aids the better. I can understand
the latex rubber suit, but what on earth are you going to do with a
stuffed hedgehog?

  Remind me that I've got them on Yak night, or I am guaranteed to
drive home with them and they will forever roam the streets of Sydney
in the boot of my car like the Flying Dutchman.

Regards,
Bob
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