This archive page illustrates why Duckfart, or, as the IT guy dubbed
him, Dumbstin, stays in groups where no one seems to know their
####### from a binary bit. Throughout this entire page, he gets his
stupid, ignorant, arrogant ass handed to him along with a side dish of
crow.

(The $100 figure relates to an earlier post wherein he stated he did
not have the neccessary $100 for some course or other he wanted to
take. I posted that post some time back.)

I love this part:

"Now tell me you used those madd skillz to get a design credit on
Lotus 1- 2-3 for the TRS-80 Model II, or on the Zork series, or
something, and maybe I'll be impressed, Duhs. For right now, all I see
is the same pile of worthless CompSci assignments that are sitting on
every other geek's hard drive, except most of them have enough decency
to not actually try to market it as software."

Remember, he did try to market some crappy DOS eraser program through
Simtel.

I posted that post just recently:
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.archives.msdos.announce/msg/6b430a948528e2e
3?hl=en&dmode=source
or
http://preview.tinyurl.com/3kvs5r3
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Here's where "Dumbstin" catches it royally.

https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en&fromgroups=#!topic/alt.argus/2I8bntHPT4U
or
http://tinyurl.com/bw8c6g6

JHD
9/1/07
Re: Virus Writer and Software Pirate Dustin Cook Submits Resume to Usenet -
####wit aint got $100 to take a programming class
FAQ POASTER  wrote in
news:fb9ts5$pvb$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

>>I hope that clears this up for you all. You can checkout everything I
>>claim in this post and see for yourself.
>
>  Warning Warning K00k spew is on the way. A general Usenet FOAM
>  warning is in effect until k00kboi Dustin Cook is medicated. Stay
>  tuned for more news and updates on the 9's.

Punchlines:

Dumbstin handily points out that my not ####, which I assume was supposed
to mean I'm not ####.

This is close to an autoflame, since the question he was answering was
'why are you a broke-ass bragging about MS-DOS apps on a newsgroup if
you're so great?  I'm a friggin IT executive and my skills put me just a
hair past glorified script kiddie with root.  What's your excuse?'

His excuse apparently is I'm not ####...and he can't measure up to even
that.

Equally gigglicious:  his posting of scads and scads of low-threat,
unpropagated viruses and decades-old DOS utilities as evidence of his
skills...when the question was what relevance these alleged skills have
in *today's* market.

Triple-chuck:  Continually claims he's 'safe' because the 'statute of
limitations has run out.'  Of course, in many states the intentional
propagation of malware is a felony...and in at least two of those states,
Virginia and North Carolina, there is no statute of limitations on
felonies.

SO, as of this moment the situation is this:

EITHER: All of Duh-stin's nattering is just more foam

or

I just HLS'd him into admitting to a prosecutable felony on a publicly-
accessible network.

Probably a good thing for him all his viruses were useless crap, so
nobody will care.

Now tell me you used those madd skillz to get a design credit on Lotus 1-
2-3 for the TRS-80 Model II, or on the Zork series, or something, and
maybe I'll be impressed, Duhs.  For right now, all I see is the same pile
of worthless CompSci assignments that are sitting on every other geek's
hard drive, except most of them have enough decency to not actually try
to market it as software.

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