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echo: guns
to: PAUL NIXON
from: LARRY GAULT
date: 1996-05-30 21:53:00
subject: Re: Guns

 
 JB> Depends on the squirrel. If it happens to be one of those mutant
 JB> attack squirrels from Mars it would prob. laugh it off.
 PN> Uh, Ohio squirrels? 
 Went squirrel hunting with a buddy in the Mississippi Delta once. They
 have only black and red fox squirrels in the area where we hunted, and
 he knew I had only hunted the cat (gray) squirrels in my area. He advised
 me to use a 12 gauge loaded with three inch mags (the foxes in his 
 woods are about three pounds to our grays' pound or pound and a half).
 I thought he was being ridiculous, and told him so. Early the next
 morning, riiiiight at daybreak, something started stirring in the branches
 above me, and I thought to myself *what a squirrel!* Six 2-3/4 shells 
 later, the biggest squirrel I had ever seen was laying on the ground at my 
 feet. Funny thing is, he was wearing a the facial markings of a racoon!
 I hope to live long enough to one day live that one down.
... I have a firm grip on reality.  Now I can strangle it.
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