JB> Depends on the squirrel. If it happens to be one of those mutant
JB> attack squirrels from Mars it would prob. laugh it off.
PN> Uh, Ohio squirrels?
Went squirrel hunting with a buddy in the Mississippi Delta once. They
have only black and red fox squirrels in the area where we hunted, and
he knew I had only hunted the cat (gray) squirrels in my area. He advised
me to use a 12 gauge loaded with three inch mags (the foxes in his
woods are about three pounds to our grays' pound or pound and a half).
I thought he was being ridiculous, and told him so. Early the next
morning, riiiiight at daybreak, something started stirring in the branches
above me, and I thought to myself *what a squirrel!* Six 2-3/4 shells
later, the biggest squirrel I had ever seen was laying on the ground at my
feet. Funny thing is, he was wearing a the facial markings of a racoon!
I hope to live long enough to one day live that one down.
... I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
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