Hello Bj”rn.

29 Jun 08 14:35, you wrote to me:

 BF> If you had been up to date you sleepy sleepy sorry excuse for a
 BF> Head Mould Cheezze you wouldn't have to ask such a
 BF> question.

zZZzzZZzzz.....*...hUNH? wHA... Whut wuz the question?

 BF> During your uninfluenced hibernation Stubby have lived under
 BF> my house,

Impossible. Stubby has been here all along. Can't afford the increased air
fares to travel. Cuts into his scotch money.

 BF> causing all rats to disappear

Rats? Uh-oh...

 BF> while fixing the hole where the rain gets in and he also managed
 BF> to make a golf course there.

Methinks you've found Stubby's long-lost twin brother, Angus MacPherson. He
always did have an affinity for rat-stuffed haggis. It would explain the
sudden decline of your local vermin population.

 BF> Now when you've awoken from that "thing" I will gladly
 BF> sned him back to you and have therefore reserved a place for him
 BF> on the next tramp leaving here at noon today so you can expect
 BF> him to arrive sometimes around x-mas.

Great. You've just ruined Christmas. The last time Angus and Stubby got
together for the holidays, they went on a "twelve days of
Christmas" booze binge. They wound up facing a $1275.00 fine, or 1275
days in jail, by default.

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