Hello Bj”rn.

28 May 08 19:10, you wrote to SHAWN HIGHFIELD:

 SH>>   What light?  I thought the power was cut a while back. ;)

 BF> There was a power reduce about 5 to 7 years ago when Doc Sullivan
 BF> disappeared. Preumably MIA at the Local Deli  looking for aardwaks
 BF> to have for supper.

Rumors have long been circulating that Doc Bennie (Borgie) Hutto was once
working on a bionic aardvark. Sadly, Benny's long gone, but there still
remain persistant stories of rustling and scraping noises in moist, dark
corners of the motor pool. Whether it has anything to do with the random
power drains, or with Doc Sullivan's sudden disappearance, yet remains a
mystery...

 BF> The only trace left (or was it right) was a Decoder Ring and
 BF> a Phunny  Hat.

Plus a strange odor...

 BF> Then it didn't take long until Da Head Cheeze in Gawga pulled
 BF> the fuse and sned it BY SNAIL MAIL to Canuckistan and somehow
 BF> the postman (or whatever he is) didn't de-liver it to the right
 BF> address.

Horse hockey. It arrived safe and sound at CADB Calgary, and was promptly
buried in a secret, secure location by Sgt. Stubby MacPherson.
Unfortunately, Sgt. MacPherson was ripped on cheap, blended Scotch whiskey
(having lost most of his money shooting craps at the local Legion, he
couldn't afford the authentic stuff at the time), and subsequently forgot
where he buried it.

The base is currently riddled with holes that Stubby has dug, trying to
find the fuse. He's thinking about turning the parade grounds into a golf
course.

 BF> So therefore.... .....ehhhh.....do I need to continue....or do
 BF> you get the picture...? The rest can be a bit....bloody....and
 BF> this being a Family Echo.....

Shoot first, ask questions later.

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