SH>>>   What light?  I thought the power was cut a while back. ;)

 BF>> There was a power reduce about 5 to 7 years ago when Doc Sullivan
 BF>> disappeared. Preumably MIA at the Local Deli  looking
for aardwaks to
 BF>> have for supper.

 MG> Rumors have long been circulating that Doc Bennie (Borgie) Hutto was once
 MG> working on a bionic aardvark. Sadly, Benny's long gone, but there still
 MG> remain persistant stories of rustling and scraping noises in moist, dark
 MG> corners of the motor pool. Whether it has anything to do with the random
 MG> power drains, or with Doc Sullivan's sudden disappearance, yet remains a
 MG> mystery...

Well...well..well.....what do we have here...voices from the past or have they
finally gotten wireless cover 6 feet unda in Calgary? Or do they sned a delivery
service van?

 BF>> The only trace left (or was it right) was a Decoder
Ring and a Phunny
 BF>>  Hat.

 MG> Plus a strange odor...

That comes from the guy in the dungeon beside you.
1.259 years without a shower.

 BF>> Then it didn't take long until Da Head Cheeze in Gawga pulled the fuse
 BF>> and sned it BY SNAIL MAIL to Canuckistan and somehow the postman (or
 BF>> whatever he is) didn't de-liver it to the right address.

 MG> Horse hockey. It arrived safe and sound at CADB Calgary, and was promptly
 MG> buried in a secret, secure location by Sgt. Stubby MacPherson.
 MG> Unfortunately, Sgt. MacPherson was ripped on cheap, blended Scotch whiskey
 MG> (having lost most of his money shooting craps at the local Legion, he
 MG> couldn't afford the authentic stuff at the time), and subsequently forgot
 MG> where he buried it.

Ask the guy in the dungeon....he knows.

 MG> The base is currently riddled with holes that Stubby has dug, trying to
 MG> find the fuse. He's thinking about turning the parade grounds into a golf
 MG> course.

With 1259 (or whatever) holes.

 BF>> So therefore.... .....ehhhh.....do I need to continue....or do you get
 BF>> the picture...? The rest can be a bit....bloody....and this being a
 BF>> Family Echo.....

 MG> Shoot first, ask questions later.

FORE!!!!!!!! Or should it bee DUCK!!!!!!  ??

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