MG>>> Take this spamming  to BUTT_BOYZ_RODEO, where
it belongs. Or
 MG>>> don't, and face bobbitization at the end of Stubby
 MG>>> MacPherson's Claymore broadsword...
 BF>> There must be a cross-link at your local wireless provider because that
 BF>> never arrived here

 MG> It came in via the Grand Poobah of Area 1. However, even Grand Poobahs are
 MG> not immune to the occasional malfunction at the junction...

Someone forgot to heat up the relay at the exchange station in Nunavut.

 BF>> so take it up with your local clerk or try the next functional ATM.

 MG> But that would take all the fun out of it. How else are we supposed to
 MG> rustle up some Clueless, outraged newbies for target practice?

Then you at least have to w(h)et the Claymore broadsword first. The last time
I saw it it was rusty or perhaps you hadn't cleaned it properly after your latest
use in the distillery.

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