Listen here.  What I say is unbiased.

It's time to let you into a secret. Dustin's doing some work for the
military. He's hacking Syrian and Al-Qaeda terrorist computers.
Compromising them with a virus. You think Irok was evil? That's nothing.
Think Stuxnet and you get the idea. Highly top secret work. It takes a
class virus writer and hacker to do it. The military approached him last
year. It's true. They said he's the best they could find.

The military set up a shell company in Bristol, TN using Dustin's initials.
Well, mine really. Don't ring (423) 276-6730 or you will blow their cover.
The whole black op will be ####ed and it will be your fault. Don't post the
location either. Forget all about it. You never heard it from me.

Don't cross us or our lawyers will rip you to shreds and when the lawyers
have finished, Dustin and his mates will come for you and your family. Ayep
############s. My lawyer 
instructed me to post this.

Leave Dustin alone or you are fixing to become a famous ############.

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