> 
 >  >>  PH> Excuse me while I meander off to the motor pool
then. I think I
 > saw
 >  >>  PH> the Energizer Bunny cowering under one of the catapults.
 > 
 >  >> If you find the Engineer, don't disturb him while fixing
the catapult.
 > It
 >  >> might blow up in you Face (tm) covering you with what's ever it's
 > loaded
 >  >> with. In case your Curiosity (tm) takes over, be sure to
clean yourself
 > in
 >  >> one of the barrels standing in the corner. Jump into it from the wire
 > and
 >  >> scrub your eyes carefully and bend slowly over the top. Look at the
 > label
 >  >> and pray that you choosed the right one.
 > 
 >  PH> I've heard something about looking before one leaps...naaaa, I'm
 >  PH> counting my bunnies before they, err...whatever.
 > 
 > Tht's the reason why you didn't get the 2017 Olympic Games. And the reason
 > why you got the annual Kerosine (tm) Drinking Contest (KDC) 2032.
 > 
 > ---

Yep, and the winner of the Kerosine (tm) Drinking Contest (KDC) 2032 will get
complimentary on-the-spot fire eating classes. I hear its supposed to be a
blast. 
Douche
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