* Forwarded (from: netmail) by Roy J. Tellason using timEd 1.01.
Originally from: ManyPigs@aol.com
Originally dated: 26 Feb 1998 0:00:00
H E C O U L D H A V E B E E N P R E S I D E N T !
Last summer, the U.S. President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their
home state of Arkansas. On a car trip one day, they stopped at a service
station to fill the car with gas. It just so happened that the owner of the
station had been a boyfriend of Hillary's in high school. They exchanged
pleasantries and then the Clintons went on their way. As they drove off, Bill
put his arm around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with
him, you would have been the wife of a service station owner today." Hillary
reflected, smiled and replied, "No, if I had stayed with him, HE would be
President of the United States today".
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