From: Phil Payne 

> ... Actually, it's the Australians who fornicate with their flocks.

A Welsh farmer and handiman was bemoaning his lot.

"I've helped mend the roads around here for many years, but no one calls me
'Jones the road mender'. I've helped with the church roof repairs many a
time, but nobody calls me 'Jones the roof repairer'. I've cut hedges all
over the county and nobody calls me 'Jones the hedger. But I tell you, you
shag just *one* sheep........"

(From http://www.running-forum.com/running/A_trip_to_scotland_324742.html)

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