> 
 >  >>  PH> I've heard something about looking before one
leaps...naaaa, I'm
 >  >>  PH> counting my bunnies before they, err...whatever.
 > 
 >  >> Tht's the reason why you didn't get the 2017 Olympic Games. And the
 > reason
 >  >> why you got the annual Kerosine (tm) Drinking Contest (KDC) 2032.
 > 
 >  PH> Its ok. We have contestants in Plano who are practicing even as we
 >  PH> speak.
 > 
 > Practicing.....in Plano...Texas.....?
 > 
 

Well, yeah! Bubba's been practicing long and hard. I think hes got a real
chance. Of course, he keeps asking if he can "light 'er up" when he goes
pee-pee cause he thinks it would be like a flame thrower, but I keep telling
him its kerosene, not gasoline. I hope his liver lasts until the competition. 

Flip.
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