From: "Gary Britt" 

Country boy goes to lawyer for help with criminal charge of sex with Farmer
Ted's goat.  Lawyer, in Armani suit says he is in all modesty the best and
most expensive lawyer in the state, and he gets 95% of his clients off.
Lawyer wants a $50,000 retainer.

Country boy says he really needs a good lawyer, but he could never afford
even a $10,000 retainer.

Country boy goes to store front lawyer who has a growing reputation in a
low rent part of town.  Lawyer, can't afford a good suit or a decent
office, and freely admits there are many more lawyers in the state who know
the law better than he does, has a better law library than he does, can
write better legal briefs than he can, etc etc.  Lawyer says his one talent
is knowing how to voir dire the jury pool and put a jury in the box who is
sympathetic to his clients cause.  Lawyer says he needs a $2,500 retainer.

Country boy says even $2,500 is a lot for him, but since sex with a goat is
such a serious charge, he'll come up with the money.

A few months later the trial begins, and the prosecuting attorney and the
low rent lawyer representing country boy, voir dire (interview/question)
the prospective jurors and through the normal process a jury is selected
and empanelled for the trial.

Trial begins by prosecutor calling Farmer Ted to the stand and asking him
if he would describe the events of the past February 6, at 3:30 PM.  Farmer
Ted then describes coming out of his house and hearing his best goat Mary
making strange noises.  He looked down towards the barn and saw the
defendant having sex with Mary.  The prosecutor asks Farmer Ted what
happened next, and Farmer Ted says about that time the defendant was
finishing up his business with Mary and Mary turned around and started
licking him clean

At this precise moment juror number 6 leaned over to juror number 5 and
whispers "You know a good goat will do that for you"......

Country boy is acquitted,

Cheers,

Gary
"Don Hills"  wrote in message
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> In article ,
> "Gary Britt"  wrote:
> >As for you and what you choose to think or not think (as would be your
more
> >usual course), I really don't give a shit what a liberal sheep fucking
ass
> >from New Zealand thinks,
>
> Clearly not. That wasn't the point, however. If all you have to offer is
> contentless ad hominem invective, you're just a waste of bandwidth. While
> you're clearly not representative of the "average" American,
you certainly
> don't do your countrymen any favours as they attempt to advance their side
> of the argument. In short, you're letting the side down.
>
> ... Actually, it's the Australians who fornicate with their flocks.
>
> --
> Don Hills    (dmhills at attglobaldotnet)     Wellington, New Zealand
> "I don't use Linux. I prefer to use an OS supported by a large multi-
> national vendor, with a good office suite, excellent network/internet
> software and decent hardware support."

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