> Oh Philip ... dispatcher of the Monks of the High Order for the
 > Distribution of Pain and mostlikely disorder and all that wonderous
 > stuff, queezed into that implement for said insertion.
 > 
 > Could you call'em on the MONK line of communications and tell
 > them I need along with my Timmies order of Chesse Crossiants
 > 2 Large Hot Chocolates, and with a mint teabag in there to steep.
 > 
 > I would feel all so much better at Impliemento-insertion-time.
 > 
 >  -=> Quoting Philip Harris to Peter Coggon <=-
 > 
 >  PH> The Officious Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain
 >  PH> have been dispatched to your location bearing your
"Tribute". Said
 >  PH> tribute consists of the following:
 >    >
 >  PH> One phool's gold encrusted coffer containing a custom tailored
 >  PH> Clue 
 >  PH> Various implements for the proper insertion fo said Clue
 >    >
 > 
 >  Is that also with Monk Approved Hand Cleaner, of safe chemicals
 > I would like to do my part to see a greener EARTH.
 > 
 >  PH> As these dwar...err...monks are all somewhat height challenged, it
 >  PH> will be necessary for you to bend over to receive your tribute. Don't
 >  PH> let the eager demeanor and cruel gleam in their eyes concern you any.
 >  PH> They ARE Monks of the High Order for the Distribution of Pain after
 >  PH> all...its just part of their nature.
 > 
 >   Thats ok ....  I can accomodate them ...heeee   heee  really. 
 > so long as they hold my hand at the appointed hour, and not before
 > the hour of the BIG DUMP where all scatter , the sirens wale and
 > those doors are opened, and the windows to the outside of the
 > Great White North ...eh.     Pretty darn intense, so tell'em monks
 > to wear the apprpriate head gear as being too short they might suffer lower
 > level amounts of toxic stink emitting when I perform my morning
 > ritual...right after breakie... and also again at dinner...SO they
 > must arrive,  at dusk,  and I will be available to receive them
 > and my order, and their tribute, and may the powers to be have
 > mercy on them...should they disturb the hidden weapon.
 > 
 >  PH> Flip (aka Phil: "Who's Peter?...who cares?"
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 > 
 > No Problem ... aka Phil  " Who's Peter ... who cares?  Well I
 > do care for the Monks, as they can join in my battle with the
 > Willow Beach Warrior and his Toyko Rose, and carry forth after
 > the tibute insertion ... a mission for my Republic where I
 > reign as surpreme Leader....King for life, and El Presidente
 > for life...dispatching all opponents and the dwarf Monks will
 > fit very well into my sick plans for the world when I take over.
 > 
 > Oh yeah ... to be kind as I am sick.. could you have the Monks
 > buy some Timmies Timbits for themselves..perhaps a nice big oversized
 > box of them...so they'll feel at home.  They can consider paying
 > for it as a form of taxes to my corrupt but stable happy nation.
 > 
 > Have to go now... making mint tea.
 > 
 > Pete
 > El Presidente for Life
 > Leader for Life
 > PRJP ... the Center of the Universe
 >  
 > 
 > 
 > ... Retirement is when you get a new BOSS ...the wife!   Bummer !
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Didn't NATO invade you last month? I'm almost certain they used they're new
 buster bomb... oh wait, that was D.C. they attacked... oh well, never
mind.


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