>>  >  >  PH> I've heard something about looking before one
leaps...naaaa, I'm
 >>  >  >  PH> counting my bunnies before they, err...whatever.
 >>  >  >
 >>  >  > Tht's the reason why you didn't get the 2017 Olympic
Games. And the
 >>  >  > reason why you got the annual Kerosine (tm) Drinking
Contest (KDC)
 >>  >  > 2032.
 >>  >
 >>  >
 >>  > Its ok. We have contestants in Plano who are practicing even as we
 >>  > speak.
 >>  >
 >>
 >> Don't forget South Dallas... and Houston... and southern Cali...

 PH> I forget southern Cali every chance I'm given. Northern Cali as well. In
 PH> fact, it would be best if we trade that state to Quebec in exchange for
 PH> the rest of Canada. Any takers? Anyone?

Sure. I have a bridge here for sale. The one over River Kwai.

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