>>
 >>  >>  PH> Excuse me while I meander off to the motor pool
then. I think I
 >> saw
 >>  >>  PH> the Energizer Bunny cowering under one of the catapults.
 >>
 >>  >> If you find the Engineer, don't disturb him while
fixing the catapult.
 >> It
 >>  >> might blow up in you Face (tm) covering you with what's ever it's
 >> loaded
 >>  >> with. In case your Curiosity (tm) takes over, be sure
to clean yourself
 >> in
 >>  >> one of the barrels standing in the corner. Jump into it
from the wire
 >> and
 >>  >> scrub your eyes carefully and bend slowly over the top.
Look at the
 >> label
 >>  >> and pray that you choosed the right one.
 >>
 >>  PH> I've heard something about looking before one leaps...naaaa, I'm
 >>  PH> counting my bunnies before they, err...whatever.
 >>
 >> Tht's the reason why you didn't get the 2017 Olympic Games. And the reason
 >> why you got the annual Kerosine (tm) Drinking Contest (KDC) 2032.

 NS> Yep, and the winner of the Kerosine (tm) Drinking Contest (KDC) 2032 will
 NS> get complimentary on-the-spot fire eating classes. I hear its supposed to
 NS> be a blast.

Never mind what you hear. -there are so many roumours going around. One
even says that Pamela Anderson will show up topless. Or was that her with
only one, Janet Jackson?

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