SB> NATURE'S HELPER
SB> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Nature needs no helpers, least of all from the likes of you.
I'm gunna tell the greenys on you too. You will curl up and die.

SB> Greetings All,

I TOLD you, he died.

SB> I am writing to you all to inform you of a
SB> Business that I have Had going for the last 6 months.

All died.

SB> The Business is called NATURE'S HELPER.

Guess who needs a new PR droid ?

SB> It is an Alternative to using Vets and Chemicals on your Animals.

Wot, you shove a crystal up their bum ?  The RSPCA will get you.

SB> I am an Animal Naturopath.

You animal you. Stoppit at once, who
knows what this sort of thing can lead to ?

You quite sure you dont mean Animal Psychopath ?

SB> I specialize in the treatment of Animals using natural remedies.

How do the animals feel about that ? Fang your legs do they ?

SB> I use Naturopathy Homoeopathy, Bach Flower Remedies, and
SB> other natural forms of healing to treat your animals.

Ah, a natural born spiv and con man.

SB> If you have any queries, feel free to contact me in this area,

Wot if I prefer smart arsed remarks instead ?

SB> or you can contact me by EMAIL:
SB> arsht{at}cloud.net.au, or my home number is (03) 9802-4347.
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Whoops, is that Freud spinning in his grave I hear ?

SB> I currently have clients in both the Dog and Cat world.

So where are their testimonials   Hmm ?

SB> So far, both lots of Breeders are happy with the way things work,

Thats what these animals get up to boy, breeding. FUNKY eh ?

SB> and have found that I can treat somethings that the Vets can't.

Pity about the tiny problem with with the bullet holes, let
alone the smell of the garlic, and the piles of crucifixes.

SB> Sean Bennetts

You any relation to Gordon Bennett ?
@EOT:

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