Jeff Vineburg wrote in a message to Doug Mcharg:
 JV> But we can't because we're afraid the morons will
 JV> start dancing before they realize it's a joke.
True, but if you play the whole "3 minute" song, they might not care.  If you 
just play the first 30 seconds, they might care, since who wants to get to 
the dance floor only to have the band stop.
 JV> (my mother wants to know)
 JV> WHY I'm SO GAY
 JV> (my priest already knows)
 JV> WHY I'm SO GAY
 JV> (etc)
 JV> We even have Radio Shack fire helmets.
SPEW!!!  That's beautiful Jeff, there's a tear in my eye right now...
 --Doug 
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