G'morning Vern, 

 VH> Speak for yourself, I didn't waste anything.

Dont think I wasted too much of my chances,  but there would have 
had to be 3 or 4 of me to handle all the opportunities that I now 
see were on offer...   :-)

 VH> An Irishman goes into a bar, orders a drink and knocks it back.  Then
 VH> he orders another one and knocks it back.
 VH> The barkeep says, "Don't drink so fast!"
 VH> And the Irishman says, "I always drink like this, ever since the
 VH> accident."
 VH> "What accident?"
 VH> "Once I put me glass down, turned to speak to a friend, and
some *(&%
 VH> knocked it over."

Could have been caused by the next Irishman to breast the bar to 
order a drink for himself "and de frog".

"Sure, and which frog would that be ?", asked the barman.

Little Paddy carefully took off his little shiny bowler hat to 
reveal a big green frog - growing right out of the top of his 
head.

The startled barman might have knocked over that glass right then, 
suddenly finding himself, as he did, eye-to-eye with the big 
glistening green and very thirsty amphibian anchored to Paddy's 
balding head.

"St Patrick save us", gasped the barman, "How did THAT happen ?"

"Dunno !", the frog croaked, "It all started out as this wee itch 
on me bum".


:-))
 
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