MG> Maybe they've discovered the alias that Russ Edwards has been hiding
 MG> under. (I'm getting hungry just thinking about it...)

 MG> BUFFALO, N.Y. - A western New York man appeared in court on Friday to face
 MG> animal cruelty charges, after trying to marinate his cat so he could eat
 MG> it, authorities said.

And the problem with that is....?
Should I sned you a bunch of fried cockroatches? Where I am I don't have to
go to the Deli (tm), they are available in every street-corner. Here they don't
give a  about marinade them or not.
The other week I fixed to feed an entire Family (tm) with dinner when I run over
and killed a rat.

 MG> Police discovered the cat in the trunk of a car being driven by Gary
 MG> Korkuc, of Cheektowaga, N.Y., when they pulled him over for running a stop
 MG> sign in August, Buffalo Police spokesman Michael DeGeorge said. He fled to
 MG> Maryland following his arrest but was extradited back to Buffalo late on
 MG> Thursday.

Maryland....Is that close to Afghanistan?

 MG> The animal was found in a liquid mixture of oil, crushed pepper, salt and
 MG> other ingredients, and Korkuc told police it was in preparation for a
 MG> meal. The cat, a male, survived. Several baths cleaned him of the
 MG> concoction, and he seemed to be in good health otherwise, said Erie County
 MG> SPCA spokeswoman Gina Browning.

Poor cat. Not far from me is one of his friends. A big yellow bastard with a
big bucket on his nose. I know it is a cat, it say so on his .

 MG> Korkuc, 52, appeared in Buffalo City Court, where he is charged with
 MG> felony aggravated cruelty to an animal and several traffic charges. Due
 MG> back in court next Wednesday, he was being held at a local jail.

Animal cruelty.....in a city called Buffalo. Are you joking?

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